Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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