This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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