Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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