yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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