idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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