Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
