none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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