I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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