Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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