We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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