My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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