its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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