Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Dick very happy bro
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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