Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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