no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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