I bet he comes in French.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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