So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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