I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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