I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Naked. naked and bneed help.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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