It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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