So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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