I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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