Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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