I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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