her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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