At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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