i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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