you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Send help, water and tortillas.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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