Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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