Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
