My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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