Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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