i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
