Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Randomize
