Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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