Fuck appropriateness.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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