ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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