So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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