When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
