so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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