even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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