Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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