Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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