Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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