Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
