Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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