I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
now i know why i became what i already was.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
