he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You pole danced in your parka.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
The adults are the big ones right?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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