OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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