it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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