a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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