That's intense
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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