yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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