Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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