WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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