4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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