it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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