Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just google imaged poop.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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